The Most Fun You'll Ever Have with Ivory Soap and TP

Do yourself and your children a favor and go get a bar of Ivory soap and a roll of toilet paper. I promise, you will have loads of fun.

Take the Ivory soap and microwave. Yes, that's right, put it on a nice big plate, and pop it in the nuker for 60 seconds. (Note: you MUST use Ivory soap. No other soap will work). Watch what happens and be amazed. This can be repeated several times with the remains.

Now crumble up what you just microwaved, and shred some toilet paper into it (cheaper TP actually works better here). Mix in warm water until you achieve the deisred consistancy. I like a coolwhip like feeling myself.

What you and your kids have just made and fallen in love with is called Clean Mud. Because it's made with Ivory soap it won't bother little ones sensitive skin. And it will keep kids (especially sensory ones) entertained for hours.